Meeting 42: Quantum De-coherence Methods

Quantum de-coherence is a phenomenon where a quantum system's properties lose their quantum nature and become classical. But don't worry, we're here to help you achieve this... sort of.

Method 1: The Superposition Shuffle

Step 1: Place your particles in a superposition of states.
Step 2: Introduce a non-hermitian operator to collapse the wave function.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you achieve classical coherence.

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Method 2: The Wave Function Wobble

Step 1: Create a wave function with a large number of possible states.
Step 2: Introduce a small perturbation to collapse the wave function.
Step 3: Wait for the wave function to decohere.

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