Quantum Percolation
Method
Quantum Percolation is a technique for brewing the most unpredictable, yet somehow still drinkable coffee in the multiverse.
It involves a series of complex quantum entanglements, carefully calibrated to create a cup that's always different, yet somehow always the same.
We're not really sure how it works, but it involves a lot of math and some really expensive equipment. Quantum Coffee is the precursor to this process, and is a must-try for any serious coffee connoisseur.
Our team of expert baristas has mastered the art of Quantum Percolation, and are ready to brew a cup that will blow your mind.
qpercolate(quantum_coffee, entanglement_level, cup_size) => perfectly_percolated_coffeeentanglement_level = random.randint(1, 10)cup_size = random.choice(['small', 'medium', 'large'])return perfectly_percolated_coffee