Quantum Cooling Method 42

For when your universe just gets too hot.

The Method:

Step 1: Locate a nearby star.

Step 2: Steal its light.

Step 3: Use the light as a makeshift mirror to reflect all the heat back at the universe.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until the universe cools down.

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Advanced Techniques | The Physics Behind

Side effects may include:

Unpredictable time travel, spontaneous reassembly of matter, and an increased risk of attracting unwanted interdimensional critters.

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