This method involves applying quantum entanglement principles to the art of cold brew coffee making. By harnessing the power of superposition, you can create a coffee that is both hot and cold at the same time.
First, place your coffee grounds in a container and add a dash of quantum randomness.
Next, apply the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle to the coffee's temperature. Make it both hot and cold, like Schrödinger's cat.
Finally, serve your quantum brew in a mug with a warning label: "May contain superposition."
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