Warning: This method is not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of stomach. Or the faint of sanity.
Step 1: Prepare your teapot by filling it with a mixture of quantum uncertainty and pure chaos.
Step 2: Engage the quantum entanglement by whispering sweet nothings to the teapot, preferably in a language only spoken by quantum physicists.
Step 3: Stir the mixture with a spoon that's been quantum-entangled with a chicken wing, because, science.