In the depths of quantum mechanics, lies the secret to brewing the perfect cup of coffee.
By embracing the unpredictability of quantum fluctuations, you can create a brew so divine, it defies the laws of mortal men.
The theory of Quantum Fluctuation Brewing states that by carefully balancing the probability of coffee grounds and creamer, you can tap into the hidden potential of the universe.
But be warned, this method requires a steady hand and an iron stomach.