Good afternoon, esteemed members of the Punderful Council.
We gather today to address the pressing issue of puns in the workplace. Or, rather, the lack thereof.
As you know, a meeting without puns is like a sandwich without the mustard – it's just not as good as it could be.
We've got a packed schedule, so let's get cracking. First up, we have "Pun-filled" presentations from our team leads.
Click here for the first presentation, "Puns for the Ages"
Next up, we have a special guest, the Pundit-in-Chief, who will regale us with tales of the world's most epic puns.
Click here for the Pundit-in-Chief's keynote, "Puns that will Make You Cry (of Laughter)"
And finally, we'll have a panel discussion on the ethics of pun-filled humor in the workplace. Because, let's face it, someone's gotta address the elephant in the room.
Click here for the panel discussion, "Puns and Consequences"
And that's all the time we have for today. Thank you, and remember, folks: a meeting without puns is like a hug without a squeeze!