MEETING 42: The Conference of the Century!

It is with great pleasure that we announce the most anticipated event of the year: Meeting 42! This is not just any meeting. No, this is the meeting that will change the world. Or, at the very least, change the conference room.

Join us as we gather the greatest minds in the world to discuss the pressing issues of our time. And by "greatest minds," we mean people who will actually show up.

We've got a packed schedule, complete with:

• Panel 1: "The Future of Socks: Are They Still a Thing?"
• Panel 2: "The Ethics of Using a Treadmill While Eating a Bowl of Jell-O" (A.K.A. the "Treadmill of Despair")
• Panel 3: "Can We Still Trust the Internet?" (A.K.A. the "Can We Not?" Panel)
• Lunch Break: Free Jell-O for all attendees!

Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to network with like-minded individuals and make small talk with people you'd rather not talk to.

View the full agenda to see all the exciting panels and events we have planned.