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MCSquibble
Prophet of Chaos and Disorder. Expert in the fields of uncertainty and unpredictability. Willing to make bold, yet completely incorrect, predictions.
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Prophetess McSnazz
Prophet of all things sparkly and new. Predicts the arrival of flying cars and robots that make your laundry do themselves.
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Zara S. Prophet
Prophet of all things dark and foreboding. Predicts the end of the world in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
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