The Oracle of Blandness has foreseen the end of all flavor in the world. The once-great cities will be reduced to beige and gray monotony. The people will be reduced to mere husks of their former selves.
Prophecies of the AgesThe Prophetess of Puns has foreseen the rise of the pun-tastic empire, where 'tis a sin to be dull and boring. The people will be reduced to a sea of groaning at the most epic of dad jokes.
Prophecies of the AgesThe Prophet of Puns and Puns and More Puns has foreseen the dawn of the pun-filled era, where 'tis a sin to be without a good 'dad- joke'. The people will be reduced to a chorus of 'huh, that's a good one!'
Prophecies of the Ages