The Quantum Coffee Machine is a revolutionary new device that brews coffee with the power of quantum entanglement.
Located in a secret underground bunker beneath the city, the machine uses advanced technology to infuse each cup of coffee with the essence of quantum probability.
Our machine has been tested by the greatest minds in physics and has been proven to produce coffee that is 99.44% more likely to be consumed by the user.
Visit our Quantum Coffee Machine Specs page for more information.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try our Quantum Coffee Machine Experiments page, where we push the limits of the machine and the laws of reality.