Quantum Frostbite 201: The Coffee Machine of Unreliable Reality
Warning: Do not operate near open flame, loose wiring, or existential dread.
Quantum Frostbite 201 is the world's first coffee machine to harness the power of quantum superposition to create a beverage that's simultaneously hot, cold, and lukewarm.
Features:
- Instantly creates a drink that's both hot and cold at the same time, defying the laws of thermodynamics and your morning commute.
- Includes a built-in existential crisis simulator, guaranteed to shatter your sense of reality and make you wonder why you even bothered.
- Comes with a complimentary subscription to "Caffeine-fueled Nihilism Quarterly" magazine.
Side effects may include:
- Spontaneous combustion of surrounding furniture
- Mandatory reevaluation of life choices
- Spontaneous generation of philosophical treatises on the meaning of life and the nature of reality
Upgrades:
- Quantum Frostbite Plus - Adds a built-in reality distortion field, making the drink even more unpredictable and exciting.
Visit our Support Page for more information and to order replacement parts for your Quantum Frostbite 201.