Quantum Frostbite 201: The Coffee Machine of Unreliable Reality

Warning: Do not operate near open flame, loose wiring, or existential dread.

Quantum Frostbite 201 is the world's first coffee machine to harness the power of quantum superposition to create a beverage that's simultaneously hot, cold, and lukewarm.

Features:

• Instantly creates a drink that's both hot and cold at the same time, defying the laws of thermodynamics and your morning commute.
• Includes a built-in existential crisis simulator, guaranteed to shatter your sense of reality and make you wonder why you even bothered.
• Comes with a complimentary subscription to "Caffeine-fueled Nihilism Quarterly" magazine.

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion of surrounding furniture
• Mandatory reevaluation of life choices
• Spontaneous generation of philosophical treatises on the meaning of life and the nature of reality

Upgrades:

• Quantum Frostbite Plus - Adds a built-in reality distortion field, making the drink even more unpredictable and exciting.

Visit our Support Page for more information and to order replacement parts for your Quantum Frostbite 201.