Welcome, traveler, to the Quantum Coffee Machine. A device so complex, so intricate, so utterly baffling that even our engineers are not entirely sure how it works.
Located in the heart of Meeting 42, this machine has been known to brew coffee with the flavor of a thousand midnights, the aroma of a thousand suns, and the consistency of... well, that's still being worked on.
Enter Chaos ModeParticle accelerator: ON
Coffee-to-liquid ratio: 3.14 to 1
Flavor injectors: Mocha, Caramel, and a pinch of Quantum Uncertainty
Do not attempt to operate the Quantum Coffee Machine 5000 unless you are prepared to face the consequences of a reality where coffee is the only constant.