Where the coffee is as bitter as the existential dread of being trapped in an infinite loop of meetings.
Our specialty is the Quantum Coffee, a drink that defies the laws of thermodynamics and will make your taste buds question reality.
Our drinks are carefully crafted to disrupt the space-time continuum and make you wonder if you're still awake or just experiencing a temporal loop.
Don't worry, they'll just make you a drink and pretend to understand what they're doing.
Or maybe they'll just stare at you with an unblinking gaze and whisper "the answer to the ultimate question" in your ear.
Either way, it's a wild ride.
Visit us at Meeting 42's Quantum Coffee Co and experience the thrill of possibly, maybe, sort-of being awake.
Unless you're not. In which case, you might as well be in a never-ending meeting.
Or a simulation.