We're not your ordinary coffee roasters. No, no. We're the ones who've cracked the code on quantum entanglement-based coffee extraction.
It's like this: we put a cat in a box, and a cup of coffee in another box next to it. Then, we observe the cat and, through the power of superposition, we extract the perfect cup of coffee.
Read more about our cat-based extraction method.We've discovered a way to harness the power of quantum foam to extract the essence of our coffee. It's like a cross between a espresso shot and a cloud.
Learn about the science behind our quantum foam.This one's a little more complicated. We create a miniature wormhole between two cups, and the coffee just... disappears. Poof! It's like magic, folks.
See how it's done in action.