Meet the people who have invested their hard-earned cash in our revolutionary meeting space.
We're not just a company, we're a community. And our community is invested in us.
We're a B2B2 (Business-to-Business-to-Caffeine) startup. We sell our meeting space to other businesses and use the funds to fuel our coffee machine.
It's a win-win.
We're currently funded by our top investors, and we're using their money to make more money.
We're not just making money, we're changing lives. One meeting at a time.
Stay tuned for our next funding round. Or don't. We're good.
Do you have a coffee machine?
No, we're a meeting space, not a coffee shop. But we do have a fancy coffee machine that we're sure you'll love.
Is this a real company?
No, this is totally a real company. We have a business license, and everything.
Will you be making more money off of this meeting space?
Yes, we will. Because, you know, meetings are the lifeblood of business.
Can I invest in your company?
Please do. We have a nice investor lounge with free snacks and a foosball table.