The Quantum Coffee Observer Effect Experiment
Quantum Coffee, the world's first super-caffeinated, dimensionally-aware coffee shop, presents to you the Observer Effect Experiment. This mind-bending, reality-twisting experience will make you question everything you thought you knew about the nature of reality.
By simply observing a cup of Quantum Coffee, you will alter the probability fields of the coffee's quantum state, forcing it to change its flavor, color, and overall existence. It's like watching Schrödinger's cat, but with more caffeine.
Experimental Protocol
Step 1: Choose a Quantum Coffee
Step 2: Observe the coffee without touching it
Step 3: Watch as the coffee changes its flavor profile, color, and molecular structure before your very eyes
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you lose all sense of reality
Results
Our scientists have collected data on over 100 successful experiments, and the results are nothing short of astonishing. In 87% of cases, the coffee changed its flavor profile to a variant of "Quantum Chaos". In 12% of cases, it became sentient and began to communicate with the experimenter.