Quantum Coffee and Schrödinger's Cat is Obsolete
It's been 50 years since we first served Quantum Coffee and it's companion, the cat. But times have changed. The laws of physics are no longer on our side.
Our research team, comprised of experts in quantum mechanics and caffeine dependency, has been working tirelessly to update our menu, but it seems we're stuck in a superposition of outdated offerings.
Current Status:
The Cat is currently:
But don't worry, we're working on it.
Visit our Quantum Coffee Updates page for the latest on our menu revamp.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our new Quantum Coffee Experiments page, where we're serving coffee with actual quantum uncertainty.