The Basics
In the infinite expanse of the multiverse, coffee is brewed the same way everywhere. That is, until it's not.
Start by boiling water. Not just any water, mind you. Water from a parallel universe where the ratio of hydrogen to oxygen is exactly 2:1.
While the coffee grounds are steeping, contemplate the implications of quantum superposition on your coffee's flavor profile.
Now, pour the coffee into a cup and serve. Enjoy the flavor of your choice, but don't get too attached. It may not be the same cup next time you drink it.
For more advanced techniques, visit our Quantum Coffee Tuning page.