Warning: Do not attempt to operate the Quantum Coffee Machine without proper training. Prolonged exposure to super-sonic coffee extraction can lead to:
But wait, it gets worse! The Super Sonic Extraction feature also comes with:
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Super Sonic Extraction | Because regular coffee isn't enough, our machine will blast you off into a dimension of flavor. |
| Quantum Entanglement Generator | Makes your coffee taste like it's connected to the fabric of space-time itself. |
| Vortex Cannon | For the perfect crema every time, without any pesky human error. |
| Matter Transporter | Get to your meeting on time, even if you've been transported to a parallel universe. |
Don't have the time? Try our Quantum Express feature, where we'll do the extraction for you, but you'll still get the bill.
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