Quantum Coffee Machine Settings: Distortion Level 11

Warning: Distortion Level 11 has been reached. The quantum fluctuations are getting wild.

To adjust the machine, please visit:

• Distortion Level 10 (for when things get too weird)
• Distortion Level 12 (for when the fabric of space-time gets too fuzzy)

Disclaimer: The Quantum Coffee Machine is a highly experimental and possibly sentient entity. Proceed with caution.