Quantum Coffee Machine Settings: Spacetime Continuum Calibration

Warning: Tinker with these settings at your own risk. The space-time continuum may get muddled.

Currently calibrated for:

Calibration notes:

Do not adjust the gravitational wake oscillations while drinking coffee.
Chrono synergy optimizations are not recommended for use with parallel universes.
Trans-dimensionsal tuning is best left to experts.

Warning: Do not attempt to calibrate the space-time continuum without proper training. Side effects may include: