It turns out, the quantum coffee experiment has been a success! The caffeine content is now at an all-time high, thanks to our innovative new process.
But don't just take our word for it. Check out the data:
We're already working on phase 2 of the experiment, which involves infusing our quantum coffee with the essence of catnip.
Stay tuned for updates!
Want to learn more? Visit our Phase 2: Catnip Experiment page for the latest developments.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Bizarro Coffee Experiment, where we're pushing the boundaries of flavor and sanity.