Here's a brief, utterly fabricated history of the Quantum Coffee Tuning process:
In the year 3050, the first Quantum Coffee Tuning device was invented by the brilliant and slightly unhinged scientist, Dr. Emma Quantum. She had grown tired of the mundane coffee machines of her time, which produced coffee with all the excitement of a sleepy sloth.
Dr. Quantum's device, known as the "Quantumium," used advanced algorithms and a dash of pure, unadulterated madness to create coffee drinks that defied the laws of reality itself. The first Quantumium was a massive, clunky machine that looked like it was cobbled together from spare parts and dreams.
Word of the Quantumium spread like wildfire, and soon people were lining up around the block to taste the "future" of coffee. Critics raved about the Quantumium's unique ability to create flavors that were at once familiar and yet, utterly alien.
But, as with all great innovations, the Quantumium was not without its drawbacks. The machines were prone to malfunctions, spewing forth cups of coffee that changed flavor mid-sip and made the drinker question their very sanity.
Despite the hiccups, the Quantumium became an icon of the modern era, a symbol of humanity's quest for the perfect cup. And, as you're reading this, we're still tweaking the Quantumium to make it even better.
Learn about the design process behind the Quantumium here.
Taste the Quantumium's creations for yourself in our Quantum Coffee Tasting Notes.