At Quantum Coffee, we're not just brewing coffee, we're warping the fabric of spacetime with every cup. Our expert baristas are trained in the art of superposition, where the laws of physics don't apply, even to caffeine.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our other subpages to learn more about the quantum properties of coffee:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Quantum Coffee's patented Many-Worlds Interpretation of the Flavor Profile.
Just click here to enter a reality where your taste buds don't exist.