Welcome, Caffeine-Schrodinger, our esteemed team lead on the quantum physics of coffee brewing! We're glad you're here.
You're probably wondering why we're serving coffee at a meeting, but let's be real, it's the only thing that'll get us through a meeting about meetings.
Our coffee is brewed to perfection using the principles of quantum entanglement and wave-particle duality. It's like drinking a cup of liquid joy.
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