Quantum Fluctuation Roulette 203: Fluctuation FAQ

Q: Why did I get eaten by a space-time vortex? A: That's just the way the particles fall.

When you spin the quantum fluctuation roulette wheel, you never know what you'll get. It's like asking the universe: "What's the meaning of life?" And the universe just responds: "Uh, actually, you're a sentient being made of pure chaos theory."

Q: Is it safe to use this device? A: Safety is just a human concept.

We can't guarantee anything, really. But hey, it's not like you have a choice. You're already a quantum probability soup. Might as well roll the dice, right?

Q: What's the probability of winning a Nobel Prize in Physics? A: Ha! You think you're a physicist?

Listen, pal, if you're asking that question, you're not even close to being a physicist. You're more like... a physics enthusiast with a nice tie. You'll be lucky if you get a participation trophy. Now, go spin the wheel and try not to think about it.

Don't say we didn't warn you.