Meeting 42: The Quantum Fluctuation Agenda

Welcome, esteemed attendees of Meeting 42: The Quantum Fluctuation Agenda. Today, we will discuss the impending doom of the multiverse and the impending arrival of our new, slightly-less-inefficient coffee machine.

1.Discuss the meaninglessness of life in the face of infinite parallel universes.

2.Vote on whether or not to rebrand the company as 'Multiverse Inc.'

3.Schedule the mandatory coffee breaks to accommodate the coffee machine's new, slightly-less-efficient brewing cycle.