In Which We Decide to Not Care About the Minutes
After hours of deliberation, the meeting attendees have come to a unanimous decision: the minutes are overrated. In fact, they're downright unnecessary. Who needs a record of our discussions, anyway? It's not like we're running for office or anything.
Resolution 1, subsection A: We hereby declare the minutes to be optional.
Resolution 1, subsection B: We also declare that anyone who tries to take the minutes will be forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.
Subpage: Applications for Minute Exemption
Subpage: Implementation and Enforcement