Unanimously agreed upon by the members of Meeting 42, we resolve to do the bare minimum in all matters henceforth.
Article 1: No effort shall be made to achieve anything resembling quality or excellence in work.
Article 2: Any task assigned to a colleague shall be considered a burden and should be delegated immediately.
Article 3: All meetings shall be scheduled for exactly 30 minutes, with an option for a 15-minute coffee break.
Article 4: All decisions shall be subject to revision at any time, regardless of previous agreement.
Articles 1-4 hereby supersede all previous agreements, understandings, and promises, including but not limited to the "Code of Honor" and the "Pledge of Integrity."
Adopted this [current date], Meeting 42.