Resolution 42C

A Most Excellent Resolution

This resolution is a declaration of the most excellent of principles. It states that all sentient beings shall have access to the finest of cheeses. No sentient being shall be denied the creamy delight of a well-aged brie.

Article I, Section 1: The Right to Cheese

1. All citizens have the right to enjoy a variety of artisanal cheeses, including but not limited to: gouda, feta, and brie.
2. The government shall provide subsidies to support local dairy farmers and cheese makers.
3. The consumption of cheese shall be encouraged through public education and awareness campaigns.