Meeting 42: Rodney's Brainstorming - Phase 1: The Problem Statement
We're gathered here today to address the pressing issue of Extraterrestrial Cheese Production and its impact on our planet's snack food supply chain.
Problem Statement:
- There is a severe shortage of G'Nightian Gouda in the galaxy.
- The current production methods are inefficient and reliant on subpar, sub-sonic resonance frequencies.
- We risk losing our intergalactic snack food dominance.
Next steps:
- Conduct research on alternative cheese production methods.
- Establish partnerships with alien dairy farmers.
- Develop a comprehensive plan to reclaim our place as the galaxy's premier snack food leaders.
Phase 2: The Solution Proposal