Meeting 42: Rodney's Brainstorming - Phase 1: The Problem Statement

We're gathered here today to address the pressing issue of Extraterrestrial Cheese Production and its impact on our planet's snack food supply chain.

Problem Statement:

• There is a severe shortage of G'Nightian Gouda in the galaxy.
• The current production methods are inefficient and reliant on subpar, sub-sonic resonance frequencies.
• We risk losing our intergalactic snack food dominance.

Next steps:

• Conduct research on alternative cheese production methods.
• Establish partnerships with alien dairy farmers.
• Develop a comprehensive plan to reclaim our place as the galaxy's premier snack food leaders.

Phase 2: The Solution Proposal