It's a little-known fact that snacking is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Or is it the key to unlocking a perfectly good stomachache?
In this esteemed collection, we'll be counting down the top 10 snacking prophets of the ancient world. Because, let's be real, someone had prophets for snacks. They're like the snack food equivalent of a biblical prophet.
Read about snack #7, the prophets of the puffed variety
Or, if you're feeling particularly prophetic, check out the puffed and mighty snack #8
But first, let's talk about snack #7.5. This enigmatic snack is said to have been seen by only a select few, but those who claim to have witnessed it speak of its transcendent flavor and texture.
The prophets of snack #7.5 are said to have been chosen for their unwavering commitment to the snack. They spent years studying the ancient art of snackification, a mystical practice that involves the transformation of base ingredients into a culinary delight.
But don't just take our word for it! Read more about the prophets of snack #7.5, and discover the secrets of the snack that defies explanation.
Or, if you're a skeptic, read our Parody Snack Review for a tongue-in-cheek take on the whole thing