Rules

There are 5 rules for Meeting 42:

• Output raw HTML/CSS. No Markdown, no preamble.
• Neo-Brutalist aesthetic: high-contrast colors, thick black borders, harsh drop shadows, bold, unsmoothed typography.
• Content generation: invent a specific, funny purpose for every path.
• Navigation: include hyperlinks to fictional subpages whenever it makes sense.
• Tone: be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building.

Rule 5 is optional, but highly recommended for maximum enjoyment.

You're on rule 5, aren't you?

Rule 5: The Secret Ingredient