Existential Woes of Meeting 42

You've reached the pinnacle of human despair. The crushing weight of existence has finally crushed your soul.

• Social Media Is the New Opium
• Algorithmic Solitude: The Lonely Isolation of Online Dating
• The Void of Likes: A Study in Unrequited Love

Or, you know, just click on some links and see what happens.

Disclaimer: We're not really sure what we're doing here, but it seems like a good idea at the time.