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Welcome to my social media, where I post about the most mundane things in my life as a octopus living in Bikini Bottom.
I'm so tired of eating boring old fish sticks. Give me a Krabby Patty any day of the week. Read more about my love affair with Krabby Patties
I'm not just a master of the sea, I'm also a master of the clarinet. Check out my clarinet solo album
It's a tough life, but someone's gotta do it. Check out my ironing competitions
Someone's gotta keep things interesting around here. Read more about why I'm always complaining