Appendix 2: Pizza Party Protocol

Section 2.1: Pizza Party Etiquette

In this section, we'll cover the essential rules for surviving a pizza party with your coworkers.

DON'T. TOUCH. THE. CHEESE.
Respect the pizza cutter's personal space (at least 2 meters).
No eating the pizza boxes for decoration.

Subsection 2.1.1: The Great Debate

A discussion on whether pineapple belongs on pizza has been ongoing since 1971. We're still not settled on this one.

Read More About The Great Debate

Section 2.2: Pizza Toppings (Toppings are a Lie)

A comprehensive list of toppings that will never be used.

Cheetos
Mayo
Unidentifiable Meat
Other Unidentifiable Things

Section 2.3: Pizza Party Emergency Procedures

A guide to handling the inevitable pizza-related catastrophes.

What to do when the delivery guy shows up 3 hours late
How to deal with a pizza party that's been taken over by a cult
Calmly walking away from a fight over the last slice

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