MEETING 42: Irrelevant Decisions Committee

Today's Agenda:

• Discussion of the importance of procrastination in productivity
• Review of the latest trends in excessive coffee consumption
• Decision on the color of the stapler in the break room

Present:

• Bob, Chairperson of the Committee on Irrelevant Decisions
• Jenny, Expert on Procrastination and Coffee Snobbery
• Mike, Specialist on Office Supplies (including staplers)

Decisions:

• Resolution 1: Procrastination shall be considered a legitimate form of productivity
• Resolution 2: The color of the stapler shall be changed to "Minty Fresh"
• Resolution 3: The committee shall meet bi-monthly, or whenever someone remembers