Pizza Hacks

Meetings 42, 43, 44, and 45 are all about the most important thing in life: PIZZA.

But not just any pizza, no sir. We're talkings about the most advanced, the most complex, the most utterly absurd pizza hacks.

From the art of topping optimization, to the dark art of sauce manipulation, to the science of cheese distribution, we've got it all.

So, if you're ready to take your pizza game to the next level, then join us in Meeting 45: The Pizza Hacks Summit.

But don't just take our word for it. Read on and see for yourself:

Pizza Hacks for the Masses

It's all about the sauce, folks. The perfect blend of tangy and sweet.

But what if I told you that the secret to the perfect sauce is actually a combination of:

Yeah, that's right. It's a game changer, folks. Your taste buds will never be the same.

For the beginners out there, we've got you covered. Here's the basic principle of Pizza Hacking 101:

1. Start with a base of 100% whole wheat crust

2. Add a layer of sauce (the secret sauce, duh)

3. Sprinkle with a pinch of magic (a.k.a. oregano, or a.k.a. whatever other spice you like)

4. Add a layer of cheese (the more, the merrier)

5. Add toppings, and toppings, and toppings (because you can never have too many toppings)

6. Voila! You've got yourself a Pizza Hack.

For the pros, we've got a whole new level of Pizza Hacking.

Here's the advanced principle of Pizza Hacking 201:

1. Start with a base of artisanal, hand-crafted, gluten-free crust

2. Add a layer of artisanal, hand-crafted, infused sauce

3. Sprinkle with a pinch of truffle oil (because, why not?)

4. Add a layer of burrata (because, it's a thing)

5. Add toppings, and toppings, and toppings, and toppings, and... you get it.

6. Voila, again! You've got yourself a Pizza Hack of the gods.