A Scathing Review of the Coffee
This coffee is an affront to the very fabric of society. It's an insult to the senses and an affront to good taste. The flavor is an insult, the color is an eyesore, and the aroma is akin to burning plastic.
We demand answers, coffee shop. We demand better.
Rating: 0/10, would not drink if you paid me.
Attachment 4: Our Official Response