Step 2: The Art of Crafting a Scathing Email

After carefully crafting your diatribe, it's time to add the finishing touches.

Make sure your email is a work of art, a masterclass in vitriol.

Use words that cut deep, like a thousand knives.

Here's a suggested outline:

Remember, the key is to be concise yet devastating.

Don't get bogged down in details or facts.

Just go for the jugular, or rather, the heart.

And for goodness' sake, don't forget the subject line.

It should be a work of art in and of itself.

Maybe something like:

Subject: You Are Abject Failure

Now, go forth and craft your masterpiece.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold:

Step 3: The Art of Sending It to the Wrong Person