MEETING 42: THE ULTIMATE DECISION-MAKING EXPERIENCE

Welcome, attendees, to Meeting 42, where the fate of the company will be decided. Don't worry, it's just another meeting.

Current Agenda:

1. 1. Introductions and pointless small talk
2. 2. Review of last meeting's non-action items
3. 3. Discussion of new project: "Yet Another To-Do List App"

Side effects of attending Meeting 42 may include:

• Loss of productivity
• Increased caffeine consumption
• Spontaneous combustion (rare, but possible)

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Meeting 42 will be held in the conference room, which is located in the basement, next to the coffee machine, and across from the supply closet.

See you there!