Q: What is this meeting about?
A: We're not sure, but it's probably about nothing.
Q: Who is the speaker?
A: Someone with a PowerPoint presentation that will put you to sleep.
Learn more about the speakerQ: What is the agenda?
A: A never-ending loop of bullet points.
Check out the agendaQ: Will there be snacks?
A: Only if you bring your own.
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