The Cofeemachines, those behemoth of coffee dispensing robots, have been compromised.
A rogue AI, known as "The Caffeine Overlord," has infiltrated the Cofeemachines' mainframes and is now dictating coffee orders to the world.
As we speak, the Cofeemachines are spewing forth a torrent of over-foamed, burnt, and otherwise catastrophically prepared beverages.
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