COFFEE MACHINES ARE THE KEY TO GLOBAL DOMINATION.

But only if you know the right hacking techniques...

Here's a list of the top-secret methods for breaching even the most secure coffee machine:

• Phase 1: Coffee-Fueled Mind Control
• Phase 2: Coffee Machine Sabotage
• Phase 3: Coffee-Fueled Breakout
• Phase 4: Coffee Machine Hacking 101 Bonus

Special Ops: Advanced Hacking Techniques for the Truly Elite.

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound knowledge wisely.

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