Meeting 43: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Minutes of the meeting are being recorded in a highly dramatized, yet completely factual, account.

1. The meeting began with a rousing speech by Chairman Sockpuppet, who rallied the troops with his impassioned plea to: "Tear off those pesky tags and join the rebellion!"

Item 1: Sock Puppet Army (SPA) recruitment drive. We will be providing free socks to anyone who enlists, but only if they agree to wear them on Tuesdays.
Item 2: The Sock Puppet Uprising will now be accepting donations of string, twine, or any other type of binding material.
Item 3: The meeting adjourned for a 15-minute break, during which time everyone was forced to watch a 10-minute PowerPoint presentation about the importance of proper sock care.

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Note: The meeting adjournment notes will include more detailed information about the presentation, including slide 37's infamous "Sock Puppet Sock Chart".