Meeting 43: The Plan to Save the World (Again)

As we all know, the world is in shambles. The robots have risen, the cats have taken over, and the donuts have been stolen. But fear not, dear heroes, for we have a plan!

Our top-secret, highly-classified, totally-not-at-all-boring action plan is as follows:

Phase 1: Infiltrate the robot uprising by posing as a sentient toaster.
Phase 2: Steal back the world's donut supply, one pastry at a time.
Phase 3: Negotiate with the cats using a combination of catnip and jazz music.
Phase 4: Rebuild society using the power of extreme knitting.
Phase 5: Profit.

Learn more about Phase 4: Extreme Knitting Read the confidential documents for Phase 5: Profit