We began by discussing the importance of proper attachment handling. Bob pointed out that the stapler had been moved 3 inches from its original location and demanded it be returned to its rightful place.
Alice countered with a presentation on the benefits of using post-it notes for reminders, but her slides kept getting stuck to the floor due to the aforementioned sticky floor.
The CEO's cousin's goldfish, who was sitting in a tiny chair at the back of the room, suddenly jumped up and shouted "I've got it! I've got the solution to the meaning of life!" before promptly getting stuck in the ceiling tiles.
As the meeting continued, it became clear that we were all just going through the motions. The minutes were kept by a robot in a fedora.