Meeting 43: Attendance

Today is the day when we all pretend to care about each other's attendance.

Here is the attendance sheet: Attendance Sheet

Some people who are definitely here:

• John, who is actually a robot, but he's trying to fit in
• Jane, who just ate a whole pizza by herself
• Bob, who is secretly a time-traveler from ancient Egypt
• Mary, who is on her phone, as always

Some people who aren't here: Not Here