It's not like we had a meeting scheduled, but here we are.
Some of you are here, some of you are not. I think I'm here, but I'm not really sure if I'm still on Earth.
Anyway, let's get down to business. Who's been abducted?
I see aliens
Pondering my existence in an alien simulator
Pondering my existence in a non-simulated reality
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